学生背景： 伍同学 广东工业大学在读 转学到美国社区大学

        忙活了2个月，终于把签证搞定喇~~拿到签证的那一刻，真有一种如释重负的感觉~~ 

        今天6点多起来，顶着黑眼圈去刷牙洗脸刮胡子 ，哎，昨晚辗转反侧，难以入眠啊~~一直在想，会是哪个VO呢，会问些啥呢。。。。。。一直到了总领事馆，我还在想，我今天帅不帅呢 ，笑容甜不甜呢 。。。。。。

        恩，终于可以排队了，赶紧观察下几个VO先。这个黑黑的，象是印度的 ，恩？说的什么东西，听不清啊 ，靠，我说的比你还准，你滚蛋去吧；这个也黑黑的 ，象是巴基斯坦的，哦，发音挺不错的嘛，咦？怎么问了那么多问题 ？都问了15分钟了，你审犯呢你？没看见你把人家MM都问得满头大汗啦？恩恩，还有这个美女VO ，还不错嘛，挺规矩的，你看，边问边笑呢，仔细听听：“Haha, ah, ah,unfortunately, today I can’t give you the visa, your son is an adult, why must you go to visit him? Why not told him come back here?” 我擦，真是翻脸比翻书还快，把人家老大娘唬得一愣一愣的 。唉，个个都那么变态，看来还是那边那个白人帅哥最好了，恩，就你了 。

        轮到我啦~问个好先“Good morning, sir, this is my document.” 恩，赶紧把资料排出来，资金证明啦~学校成绩啦~录取通知啦~~放满了窗口。哼哼，哥我可是有备而来的！ 

        帅哥VO冷淡地回了句：“Good morning. ”接过我的表格，问“You were rejected last time?”

        我回答：“Yes, just last month. And today I’m prepared.”

        帅哥面无表情，示意我打指模，然后开始看我的表格。

        VO皱眉，问：“Why do you choose this college?”

        我：“Because it’s the biggest and best college in Washington State……”

        VO眯起眼睛，微微摇头，脸带不屑 。我擦，虽然不是什么名校，但你也不要这样小看人啊。

        我赶紧话锋一转：“And they provide a direct transfer to University of Washington. The computer science of University of Washington is among top 10 in the US. And my major is IT, and this is what I want to study for.”

        VO翻了翻表格，接着问：“When will you finish your study here in the university?”

        我：“3 years later, I’m just a freshman now.”

        VO：“Why not continue your study here?”

        我吹水 ：“Well, after one year’s study, I don’t feel like I’m benefiting from my University, the educations only focus on the exams. The teachers only focus on the theory, and neglect the practical skills. I don’t think this style fits me.”

        VO终于微笑点了下头 ，似乎很满意我的吹水 。他看了下表格，然后再次皱眉问：“You have applied the immigrant visa before?”

        我心中一紧，重点来了，该死的移民倾向啊~~~

        我：“Yes, we applied that visa EIGHT YEARS ago. If I continue wait for the immigrant visa, I will miss the best time of my education, there will be a gap for my study. So I apply the F1 visa again.”

        VO再次目无表情，看着电脑，手在键盘上敲打着什么。。。。。。情况不妙啊，我赶紧补充：“The only purpose of this application is for study, not for any other reason……”

        VO打断了我，我捏了把汗 ，哈，打断得好，哥正好没词了。

        VO：“What do your parents do?”

        我：“My mother is xxxxx, my father is xxxxxx（我不说，我就是不说），here is their income certificate, would you like to see?”

        VO摇头摆手，示意不用。热！哥我这么辛苦整理出来的资料，周围去办公证，你居然不看？

        VO继续看电脑，然后突然非常严肃 地问：“You have been to South Africa?”

你这么严肃干嘛？吓我呢？

        我：“Yes, four years ago.”

        VO：“For what purpose? May I see your old passport?”

还好哥有带，找找先，翻山倒海，找啊找~~~

        我：“Just for sight seeing, well, wait a minute, please,I’m looking for my old passport.”

        VO不等我，继续追问：“What place did you visit in South Africa?”

        我（边找边答）：“Well, I have been to Johannesburg, Capetown and Cape of good hope, so many places. South Africa is famous for it’s diamond……”

        VO再次打断我：“Who did you go with?”

        终于把那旧护照翻出来了，恩，还有几张旅游照片。

        我：“My mother and my grandfather, here is my old passport, and some photos of that trip. Would you like to see?”

        VO果然感兴趣，拿过去看了。热，资金证明不看，你看照片？真八卦。 

        VO指着照片：“Is this your grandfather?”

        我：“Yes.” 然后从VO手中拿回照片。

        然后VO陷入沉思 ，良久才说：“The problem is why you give up your study here, and just choose a college to continue study?”

        我坚定地望着他：“My ultimate goal is to study in University of Washington, and this college provide a direct transfer, so I choose it.”

        VO点头，正准备撕蓝纸（代表通过）。突然，他指着我胸口：“What does that mean?”

        我比了比，小心地问：“Do you mean my muscle?”，他想干嘛？我浮想联翩~~ 

        VO大笑：“No，I mean the logo。”

        哦哦，我赶紧低头看了看，“Foxy’s Diner.”日，天知道是什么意思 。

        我小心翼翼地说：“Foxy’s Diner？I don’t know.”

        VO：“Why every time I ask about the logo, all of you say ‘I don’t know’? Hahaa~~~ ”

        笑毛，笑你个大头鬼。我只好嘿嘿赔笑。。。。。。 

        终于，在我热烈期盼的目光下，VO把蓝纸递给了我：“Well, good luck!” 

        我松了口气，赶紧说了句：“Thank you very much, have a nice day!”拿起蓝纸，收好资料，闪人~~~~~~ 

        下午去看了下机票，马上买了，哎，迟买一天，要加200块税钱呢，赶紧买好了。

9月7号早上的飞机~东京停4小时，然后转机飞西雅图~~~呵呵

我来了~美国~我来了~WoLK！！

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